imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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mentaltrvll:

I am crying😩😩😩😩😭

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missjia:

Always say that wasted time is the worst. You can’t get that shit back no matter what you do or who you pray to. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. And this goes double for business man. Please don’t waste my time hitting me up about ANYTHING business related when you have NO plans to ever follow through cuz the next time you hit me…even when ready…it’s highly likely that I won’t have time for you.

missjia:

Always say that wasted time is the worst. You can’t get that shit back no matter what you do or who you pray to. Once it’s gone, it’s gone. And this goes double for business man. Please don’t waste my time hitting me up about ANYTHING business related when you have NO plans to ever follow through cuz the next time you hit me…even when ready…it’s highly likely that I won’t have time for you.

pop4ill:

Lmao real talk

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crissle:

lewis-bennett:

<3 No words

i fell the fuck out

yall be doing too much
African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

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Shit Beyoncé Says: Super Bowl Edition

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